In 1953, the official flag of the European Union was whittled down to 12 from 15 stars because:
Since then, the state of affairs surrounding European Unity have only somewhat improved.
In Heaven: the cooks are French,
the policemen are English,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian
and the bankers are Swiss.
In Hell: the cooks are English,
the policemen are German,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss
and the bankers are Italian.