Why We Should Attack Iraq


We should attack Iraq because we've had all summer to think about it and it still seems like a pretty good idea.

We should attack Iraq because we've had plenty of time to prepare.

Forget-Me-Not Summer.

We should attack Iraq because we have a vibrant economy that can fund a one-, two- or even three-front war.

Red, White and Blue Sale.

We should attack Iraq because we can always put it on credit if we can't really afford it.

Rates are good.  Let's go for it.

We should attack Iraq because we are technologically superior.

What does your computer say about you?  You might be surprised.

We should attack Iraq because, as a member of the 'Axis of Evil', Iraq has made itself a 'Target.'

Catalog from Target.

We should attack Iraq because then we can dress interestingly and show our support.

Stars and Stripes Forever.

And finally, we should attack Iraq because it went so well the first time and we know what we're doing.

Poster from Mad Magazine.