Release of Information

October 4th, 2003

Release of Information: Birthday

In response to recent requests from the Federal Government we are releasing this information.

Yes, she had a birthday, but we had nothing to do with the exposure of a covert CIA agent. The birthday was not reported earlier, and now that everything is out in the open we all feel much better about it.

But we had absolutely nothing to do with the leak. We hate attention. Attention is bad. Now, stop looking at me.

Let's pretend nothing has happened.

Oh, thanks, Mom!!!

Whatever happened, it was not my fault.
Remember that.